Holy hangover, batman.

too old for this shit.

cockstreetboys:

if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome 

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fahbulus:

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

foot buttons

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actionables:

staysafeandaware:

This is Cezar Ghiroltean. Here are some more pictures of him. My friend met him on OkCupid and he seemed like a cool guy. They had mutual unprotected sex. Later, he told her that he wasn’t healthy, but wouldn’t tell her what he had, because she didn’t want to date him. 
If you engage with this person and are thinking about having sex with him, be aware that he has chlamydia and a possibility of other STIs, and actively does not use condoms and neglects to tell whoever he is having sex with about his sexual health status. 
his Facebook
his Tumblr
his OKCupid profile
his Twitter
Please signal boost this and stay safe and aware about this person. He is dangerous and if you have had sex with him recently, it is wise to get tested as soon as possible.

Please stay safe. Use protection. It is a life saver. Literally. Don’t be stupid and think it won’t happen to you. It will. You are not immune. You cannot trust people nowadays. Please love yourself and take care of your body. Protection is important. Never forget. Use this as an example. It can happen to anyone. This time it was a friend, next time it may be you. Stay safe, stay safe, stay safe.

actionables:

staysafeandaware:

This is Cezar Ghiroltean. Here are some more pictures of him. My friend met him on OkCupid and he seemed like a cool guy. They had mutual unprotected sex. Later, he told her that he wasn’t healthy, but wouldn’t tell her what he had, because she didn’t want to date him. 

If you engage with this person and are thinking about having sex with him, be aware that he has chlamydia and a possibility of other STIs, and actively does not use condoms and neglects to tell whoever he is having sex with about his sexual health status. 

Please signal boost this and stay safe and aware about this person. He is dangerous and if you have had sex with him recently, it is wise to get tested as soon as possible.

Please stay safe. Use protection. It is a life saver. Literally. Don’t be stupid and think it won’t happen to you. It will. You are not immune. You cannot trust people nowadays. Please love yourself and take care of your body. Protection is important. Never forget. Use this as an example. It can happen to anyone. This time it was a friend, next time it may be you. Stay safe, stay safe, stay safe.

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The Fault in our Slides

  • Lab Partner: Right, so what phase of mitosis do you think this is?
  • Me: *puts slide in mouth* It's a metaphase, you see