Holy hangover, batman.

too old for this shit.

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

(via laina)

mikey-frisky-hands:

fob-ulous:

fuck-benedict:

spoken-not-written:

herpderpfaggot:

rathood:

homoschmexual:

allysonkthetitanic:

gerardways-nonexisting-hamster:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

damiangayne:

slight anxiety at the disco

roughly half a minute to mars

Green +/- 24 hours

My Chemical emotional attraction

Most of the Time Low

Wink 182

You Me At (24 ÷ 4)

Never slightly raise your voice Never

pierce the bridal headgear

downwards gravitational pull out boy

of small rodents & adult human males

(via pokemown)

dolosolo:

Send me your “Have you Evers?” and I’ll reply with no because I spend 99% of my life on the internet

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

—Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

(via vvankinq)