- What too many girls say in the mirror:
- Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
- What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
- Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie
If my life were a tv show it’d be called “no one in this goddamn family knows how to close the cereal bag”
my mom is a bad ass gives no fuck bitch
my dad’s last girlfriend before my parents started dating for some reason still mails my dad letters and pictures of her and her 3 dogs and says she misses him and my mom hangs them up on our fridge and laughs at them and mails back pictures of our entire family lololool
who wants to pay my rent in exchange for daily nudes?