Holy hangover, batman.

too old for this shit.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via jetbag)

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

(via rernove)